Speed+Dating

Speed Dating: A completely normal guy has three blind dates with a hippie, a schitzophrentic, and a psycho conspiracy theorist. Characters: George, Jen, Sunshine, and Girl Three Setting: Applebees

George: Well i hope they like me...(nervous muttering...) Jen: I'm... I'm Jen, How are you? George: Hi I'm George. I'm fine. Jen: It's great to finally meet you. George: Yeah, I know. I have been waiting awhile... Jen: (mad) What's that supposed to mean? George: (confused) Oh nothing... It's just I was... Jen: Oh I'm sooo sorry.... please forgive me. George: Ummm.. It's.... O...K... Jen: (freaks out in spanish) NEXT!!!! Sunshine: Hi I'm Sunshine George: Hey I'm George. Nice to meet you. Sunshine: Oh I love your shirt!!! (clinging) It's all organic right? I'm a vegan, are you? Do you eat poor innocent animals? George: Uhhh No... I'm not a vegan... Sunshine: How could you? I recycle... Do you recycle? I mean everything, paper, plastic, glass, EVERYTHING! I love the earth. George: Uhh.. yeah sure i do (kinda scared now) Sunshine: I think i love you! George: What!?! NEXT!!!! Girl Three: (walks in nervously, twitching) Hi, I'm um.. I'm Wendy. George: Hi I'm George. How are you? Girl Three: I'm good. Why are you asking? Why do you wanna know? Are you telling someone? Are you wired? George: No No. How is work Wendy? Girl Three: My names not Wendy! Your working for the government! Is there something under the table?!